Emergency Snack Protocol

Team Leader 1 (aka "The Snack Whisperer") Team Leader 2 (aka "The Pizza King") Team Leader 3 (aka "The Donut Lord")

Snack Emergency Protocol

In the event of a snack emergency, please refer to the following procedure:

Call for backup: Contact Team Leaders 1, 2, or 3 using the emergency phone at Communication Procedures.
Assess the snack situation: Determine the severity of the snack emergency using the Snack Situation Assessment Tool.
Deploy snacks as needed: Follow the Snack Deployment Protocols to restore snack levels to optimal.

prophets of the snack world, we are the emergency squad, here to save the day, one snack at a time.

Remember, a snack emergency is never just a snack emergency, it's a matter of global snack security.

Stay vigilant, stay stocked, and stay snack-tastic.

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